different-exotic-fishes:

 

- Billy Crystal will be annoying, probably in a way that involves an impression.

- The Artist will win more awards than it should

- Hugo will win more awards than it should

- Meryl Streep will win an award for being really good at being boring in a shit arsed boring film

- Warrior has already been robbed

- Drive won’t get anything except outraged, vocal internet support

- the camera will cut at one point to James Franco being squinty eyed

I just hope Michelle Williams takes Busy Phillips as her date.